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AKI (American KACK Institute)
What is KACK? "KACK is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes, to blind you from the truth." - jacks username This is the true meaning of KACK. |
It's about time.
"What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year and you're the same person, but everything else is different? And what if you can't find your way home?" - invisibleduck on the origin of KACK |
WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned. |
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It's not weither you believe in KACK or not... it exists and it doesn't exist, it's all around us and nowhere near us. It is and isn't in the air you breath and the water you drink. Even in and not in the R Kelley doo doo butter that shall be launched. It is more like the matter, anti matter relationship. There is a "light" side and a "dark" side to KACK, and if they contact, they negate each other's existance. I am currently developing a KACK powered thermonuclear toothbrush to test this theory. If anyone has any input for my hypothosis on the nature of KACK, please post asap... Thanks, and may the KACK be with you! - Marsholio (On the subject of KACK)
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Jack
- Flowers bloom and die
- Wind brings butterflies or snow
- A stone won't notice
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